I needs cash now!

I need $130 to be exact.
I NEED it to buy two Vans Warped Tour tix for the concert on August 21.
Auh fuck, dude I am so broke.
I hecka wanna go and I owe it to my boyfriend because I missed our one year anniversary.
I am pretty much lame, but this would so make it up to him!
So...mail me that fuckin cash!
I gives you intranet cheezebooger if you do!
Fuck...I gotta See All Time Low!
Fuck...COME ON PEOPLE!